Let me introduce you all to Greg Zanon.
We acquired him from the Boston Bruins during the off season.
When I first saw him, I was legit terrified. He looks like an escaped convect or something.
Anyway, I met this man today. He looks scary, but JFC he is the nicest man ever, not to mention he seems to be a good, strong player.
I’m excited to see him on our team. I can already tell him and Highlander are going to be bros.
BY THE BEARD OF ZANON.